Feb
25
2004
Blackjack
Feb
22
2004
Fanny
Here’s my mom and mama’s funny lookin dog. They got her a couple weeks ago. Her name is Fanny and apparently she’s pretty smart. I guess she’d have to be. :-)
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Feb
18
2004
Godfather
I’m going to be the godfather of Shane’s child. Do you think that’s funny? Am I clown to you? Do I make you laugh? Yeah, Shane is going to have a child AND he’s getting married. That’s what that one post was about. Yeah, I thought it was kinda weird at first, but I’ve seen Shane and Cat together and the are very happy and I’m happy for them. Congratulations to both of them. That’s not “Cat” in the above picture. That’s some other chick. I think her name is “Britney” but we like to call her “Christina”. Just kidding, that’s really “Catherine” (sp?)
I looked up the responsibilities of a godparent on the internet. I needed to know. I don’t want to agree to something that I don’t know how to do. The main gist of it is to be a good role-model and give them candy. Hey, I can do that! It’s just like being a grandfather except I’m younger … and don’t have any kids of my own. Maybe every once in a while I’ll have someone whacked when they disrespect the family.
I enrolled in graduate school the other day and I spoke with an advisor today and planned out the next two years of my life. Barring any unforeseen delays, I will finish the same month that I separate from the Air Force, July 2006, but I know there will be road blocks. I think that I am going to get an assignment somewhere else soon and I know that I’ll have at least one more 3 month deployment to deal with.
One last thing, my graduation from Southwestern will be May 8 in Winfield, KS.
So, that’s really all that’s going on. There’s my post for this week. Did you see the new strong bad email?
Feb
14
2004
The Lonely Hearts Club
I didn’t even realize it was V Day until I saw this cute couple walking hand-in-hand. The girl carrying a bunch of flowers and ballons and candy and huge plush lady bug. Stupid guy didn’t help her carry all that crap. Valentine’s day is a horrible holiday. It doesn’t mean anything. What’s the point? I’ve just got a bad attitude about this stupid day and all that goes along with it. I went to the grocery store. That’s what I did on Valentine’s Day. Later tonight, I’ll enjoy a three hour long game on the Playstation. Then I’ll go to bed. So much for this stupid holiday.
Feb
14
2004
McDonald’s Coupon
I think they mean “donkey”. You’ll get a big fat “donkey” absolutely FREE! It’s just another way McDonald’s makes you smile.
Feb
12
2004
You wanna learn about me?
This is an email that I recieved and sent to a friend. It was different than any other that I’ve seen so I filled it out. I thought it was a little funny and worth repeating here.
1. WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME?
****************** (removed for security)
2. WHEN YOUR BIRTHDAY?
January 20
3. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?
blue #336699 in hexadecimal. I
Feb
9
2004
Things to do in a staff meeting
I wrote an email today at work because that’s pretty much all I do except read MSN.com. Anyway, I wrote this email because I thought it would be funny. Ten Things To Do In The Weekly Staff Meeting. Maybe I can remember them all. I’ll try…
1. Bite your neighbor
Feb
4
2004
Burning Sensation When I Pee
Here’s a tip, don’t put on Icy Hot and then go to the bathroom with even a trace of it on your hands!
Feb
4
2004
Bazaaro World
I have reason to believe that the world has turned upside down or is spinning in a different direction. We have crossed over into some parallel universe where everything is backwards and at any moment I expect the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse to arrive and/or hell to freeze over. It’ll shock and surprise you. You’ll be happy and sad. It’s like your birthday and a your funeral at the same time. I’ll probably tell you later.
Oh, and it started freakin snowing again in Wichita about an hour ago, but that’s not the reason.
Feb
2
2004
Freakin Snow
This is what it did last night. I hate snow except if it’s on a mountain or something. Otherwise, it just ruins my day and makes me nervous because of all the stupid drivers out there. Sarge likes it though.
Feb
1
2004
Superbowl
How bout them Patriots! If I had been rooting for either one of the teams tonight I said it was going to be the Patriots. Carolina put up a great fight though. Their QB and WRs did some amazing stuff. That’s not very eloquent, but you know what I mean. I couldn’t believe some of those passes and then to come back and tie the game with minutes left and then lose it with a field goal. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a SB that good.
But the commercials weren’t all that great I don’t think. Some were funny, but none of them really wowed me. At least not enough to remember. I did like the AOL commericals with the guys from American Chopper. Those were funny.
