Feb 4 2004

Burning Sensation When I Pee

Here’s a tip, don’t put on Icy Hot and then go to the bathroom with even a trace of it on your hands!


Feb 4 2004

If Women Ruled The World




Feb 4 2004

Bazaaro World

I have reason to believe that the world has turned upside down or is spinning in a different direction. We have crossed over into some parallel universe where everything is backwards and at any moment I expect the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse to arrive and/or hell to freeze over. It’ll shock and surprise you. You’ll be happy and sad. It’s like your birthday and a your funeral at the same time. I’ll probably tell you later.

Oh, and it started freakin snowing again in Wichita about an hour ago, but that’s not the reason.