Chad Was Here

I didn’t even realize it was V Day until I saw this cute couple walking hand-in-hand. The girl carrying a bunch of flowers and ballons and candy and huge plush lady bug. Stupid guy didn’t help her carry all that crap. Valentine’s day is a horrible holiday. It doesn’t mean anything. What’s the point? I’ve just got a bad attitude about this stupid day and all that goes along with it. I went to the grocery store. That’s what I did on Valentine’s Day. Later tonight, I’ll enjoy a three hour long game on the Playstation. Then I’ll go to bed. So much for this stupid holiday.

I think they mean “donkey”. You’ll get a big fat “donkey” absolutely FREE! It’s just another way McDonald’s makes you smile.