Chad Was Here

Just ask yourself this in any impossible situation that you are in. For example:

1. Being attacked by terrorists
2. Locking the keys in the car
3. Being taken hostage and tortured

These are just some of the many situations that could happen in your world. Just remember, when you are in trouble just think “WWJBD” and you will always get out of it unscathed. Hey! Why not? Jack Bauer always does!

In the 2 months where Jack Bauer was presumed dead, Tony Almeida was put in a coma, Michelle and David Palmer were killed, a major hurricane ravaged the Gulf Coast, and Rob Schneider made another movie. See what happens when Jack isn’t around?

Jack Bauer once killed so many terrorists that at one point, the # 5 CIA Most Wanted fugitive was a 15-year-old teenager in Malaysia who downloaded the movie Dodgeball

Finding Nemo would have been vastly more exciting had Jack Bauer been looking for him.

Jack Bauer’s house has an alarm system — not to warn Jack of intruders, but to warn the intruders of Jack.

When President Palmer quit to start doing Allstate commercials, it took him 83 takes before he could stop saying, “You’re in good hands with Jack Bauer”.

In 4 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What the f#@k have you done with your life?

Superman’s only weakness is Kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness.

Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.

Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.

If everyone on “24″ followed Jack Bauer’s instructions, it would be called “2″.

and finally….. Jack Bauer vs. The entire Chinese population. Fair Game.

Where he used to be

The original post that refers to this joke

He lasted a whole month in there. Maybe he just got sick of the smelly bathroom and complained. But I doubt it. Billy doesn’t worry. He’s happy.

Includes a shredder, four check fraud prevention pens, and a book about identity theft for $50. Really. Whoever thought up the “for dummies” scheme is a genius.

It’s really sweet that she came down here and wanted to sit on my lap and “write” as she calls it. Probably shouldn’t have let her use the permanent markers, but oh well, it’ll come off. :-)

She pointed at the markers and said, “I want allllll of them.” So, I gave her two. “No, allll of them.” So, I gave her all of them. “More” she said. “I don’t have more.” I replied. “Ok”

It was funny to watch her go nuts with the markers though it made me a little nervous. She wanted me to draw her hands. Then she wanted me to do her feet. She pulled her little house shoes off and contorted her legs to get her feet up on the desk so I could trace them. That “tickies” is what she said.

Hailey and Papa Chad

Every year, we take part in the tradition of black eyed peas on New Year’s Day. Last year was Michelle’s first time to have them and according to her and judging from the trials of 2008, we won’t be taking part in the tradition again. :-)

I went to the store to get eggs and just browsed down the aisle to maybe get a can for me, but they were all out!! :-(

No Black Eyed Peas??

Maybe these will work too