What Would Jack Bauer Do?
Just ask yourself this in any impossible situation that you are in. For example:
1. Being attacked by terrorists
2. Locking the keys in the car
3. Being taken hostage and tortured
These are just some of the many situations that could happen in your world. Just remember, when you are in trouble just think “WWJBD” and you will always get out of it unscathed. Hey! Why not? Jack Bauer always does!
In the 2 months where Jack Bauer was presumed dead, Tony Almeida was put in a coma, Michelle and David Palmer were killed, a major hurricane ravaged the Gulf Coast, and Rob Schneider made another movie. See what happens when Jack isn’t around?
Jack Bauer once killed so many terrorists that at one point, the # 5 CIA Most Wanted fugitive was a 15-year-old teenager in Malaysia who downloaded the movie Dodgeball
Finding Nemo would have been vastly more exciting had Jack Bauer been looking for him.
Jack Bauer’s house has an alarm system — not to warn Jack of intruders, but to warn the intruders of Jack.
When President Palmer quit to start doing Allstate commercials, it took him 83 takes before he could stop saying, “You’re in good hands with Jack Bauer”.
In 4 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What the f#@k have you done with your life?
Superman’s only weakness is Kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness.
Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.
Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
If everyone on “24″ followed Jack Bauer’s instructions, it would be called “2″.
and finally….. Jack Bauer vs. The entire Chinese population. Fair Game.