Quotes
A page to keep all my taglines
01/13/09 – present: “Chad is a hijacker. All your thread are belong to me.” – Facebook status 01/12/09
01/05/09 – 01/13/09: “He hasn’t an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him.” Eddie Cantor (1892 – 1964)
12/29/08 – 01/05/09: “Nappy Hew Year!”
12/24/08 – 12/29/08: “CHRISTMAS EVE GIFT!!!”
12/19/08 – 12/24/08: “Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.” – Steven Wright
12/17/08 – 12/19/08: “Why won’t this thing #$@&%*% work!?” – Chad in reference to something that’s messing up and not doing what he wants. No specific item in mind.
12/12/08 – 12/17/08: “Farting Rainbows To Make You Smile” – I made it up because of a comment I made to Jasmine about her cute picture on facebook.
12/09/2008 – 12/12/08: “I got an ant farm… them fellas didn’t grow crap!” – Mitch Hedberg
12/05/2008 – 12/09/2008: “I have a vest. If I had my arms cut off, it’d be a jacket.” -Mitch Hedberg
12/04/2008 - 12/05/2008: “I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.”
12/03/2008 - 12/04/2008: “If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?”
12/02/2008 – 12/03/2008: “Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.” – A quote I thought they should put on someone’s “going away” plaque.